And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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