"it" just moved
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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