I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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