im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
