no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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