so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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