We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I smell like Dick and happiness
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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