Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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