we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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