She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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