is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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