Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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