True but thats because hes a fetus.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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