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rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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