Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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