So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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