I have demons in me.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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