1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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