Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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