shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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