Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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