i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
