we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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