i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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