we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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