soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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