I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
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So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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