she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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