I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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