Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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