hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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