yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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