I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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