Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You dont lie about slip and slides
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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