Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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