weddingsv make me drug and hornr
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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