Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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