I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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