yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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