In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
how do flat chested girls get laid?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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