WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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