8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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