Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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