They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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