dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
foreskin is a definite game changer
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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