im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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