He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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