That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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