Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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