She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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