I didn't shave. On purpose
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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