Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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