I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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