I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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