At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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