No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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