Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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