Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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