what if I'm pregnant?
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Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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